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Author Topic: July 22 & 23 - Grand re-opening of Diamond W Arena - Alvarado, TX  (Read 19412 times)

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Corky Barder

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Re: July 22 & 23 - Grand re-opening of Diamond W Arena - Alvarado, TX
« Reply #75 on: July 15, 2005, 10:05:26 AM »
Hey Capt, instead of cuffin her to a trailer in Houston, let just go out to the Hwy and cuff her to one passing by.  Put two quarters in her pocket and tell her to call us and let us know where she wound up.

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Re: July 22 & 23 - Grand re-opening of Diamond W Arena - Alvarado, TX
« Reply #76 on: July 15, 2005, 10:11:35 AM »
Excellent Idea Cork...big brain, big thoughts.  By the way...GOTTA TELL ME WHAT WE NEED FOR THE BARRELS AT GLEN ROSE....give me a call or IM here or post on a thread or have De$try ride down on the tractor and, while he is brush hogging my pastures, tell me what we need.  Time, like Tequila, is running out.
Lisa...gonna love your surprise at Diamond W.  Bring extra undies..... :* :*

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Re: July 22 & 23 - Grand re-opening of Diamond W Arena - Alvarado, TX
« Reply #77 on: July 15, 2005, 11:27:59 AM »
What would we do without Lisa? Then who would we make fun of.
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Re: July 22 & 23 - Grand re-opening of Diamond W Arena - Alvarado, TX
« Reply #78 on: July 15, 2005, 11:31:17 AM »
Bad boys, bad boys.........whatcha gonna do.......whatcha gonna do when they come for you..........?

The PO-lice is here to rescue little frightened and distressed ITDASH.... <:) 

UN-HAND her, you goons!!!!!!!!!!!   8)  I mean, UN-CUFF her, you goons!!!    :)/\\
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Re: July 22 & 23 - Grand re-opening of Diamond W Arena - Alvarado, TX
« Reply #79 on: July 15, 2005, 11:43:37 AM »
Deb, Deb, Deb....now you have been around these types of people long enough in your career, that I can't believe you would let one like Itdash pull the wool over your eyes.     I can't count the number of times I heard....."yes officer, i promise I won't do that again" then  <()> as they drove away.

Itdash an  <(' ')>....I don't think so................................................

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Re: July 22 & 23 - Grand re-opening of Diamond W Arena - Alvarado, TX
« Reply #80 on: July 15, 2005, 11:52:53 AM »
finally !!! some one to rescue me !!! I LOVE YOU DEB DA SHERRIFF !!!!!  <LUV>

ha ha take that you 2  <()> <()>
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Re: July 22 & 23 - Grand re-opening of Diamond W Arena - Alvarado, TX
« Reply #81 on: July 15, 2005, 12:05:05 PM »
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The PO-lice is here to rescue little frightened and distressed ITDASH....
I understand that many law enforcement officers have a very hard time with complicated machinery such as a keyboard.  I know your quote should have been:  The PO-lice is here to rescue all the forum members from the frightening and undressed ITDASH.... >:D

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Re: July 22 & 23 - Grand re-opening of Diamond W Arena - Alvarado, TX
« Reply #82 on: July 15, 2005, 12:14:20 PM »
Ginny one Benny Hill slap for jack please. (3)
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Re: July 22 & 23 - Grand re-opening of Diamond W Arena - Alvarado, TX
« Reply #83 on: July 15, 2005, 12:20:04 PM »
Men and Handcuffs >:D >:D I am having a hard time figuring out why Capt. keeps callin Corky and Bob handsome men? Not that they aren't, I have seen neither one. It's just Capt. Really seems to know that if Corky whipped it out,  it would panic the masses and he really loves Bob, even calls him porn Bob <(::)> <(::)>. So what is really going on in that graphics RV? :o :o :o Someone fill me in, like I think why Capt. and Corky pick on itdash is cuz she really knows something more than the rest of us. <..>
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Re: July 22 & 23 - Grand re-opening of Diamond W Arena - Alvarado, TX
« Reply #84 on: July 15, 2005, 12:21:21 PM »
Oh and Bob likes to slap Capt. too :o :o :o :o Jesus!!!
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Re: July 22 & 23 - Grand re-opening of Diamond W Arena - Alvarado, TX
« Reply #85 on: July 15, 2005, 12:29:16 PM »
That site is blocked too.  I will check it out when I get home tonight.
Sherry
Where do you work?   Im wondering why the sites are blocked.
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Re: July 22 & 23 - Grand re-opening of Diamond W Arena - Alvarado, TX
« Reply #86 on: July 15, 2005, 12:37:23 PM »
I know you can be trusted with a secret (all barrels racers can be trusted not to tell, right?).  ITDASH is our supplier or dealer in street speak.  She supplies our whips, chains and other insturments of that ilk.  We, while they are dragging the arena, chain Bob to the back doors of the trailer, Corky (an ex-law enforcement type) uses his night stick, while I use the whip.  It seems to calm Bob from his heavy stress job of video taping all the ladies on their horses, Bob tends to get very "overheated" at this site and, if it happens, some snaps come undone then we have to handcuff him and throw cold, cold water until the 'overheating' goes away.  We are only performing a public service, really. :*

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Re: July 22 & 23 - Grand re-opening of Diamond W Arena - Alvarado, TX
« Reply #87 on: July 15, 2005, 01:03:59 PM »
I know you can be trusted with a secret (all barrels racers can be trusted not to tell, right?).  ITDASH is our supplier or dealer in street speak.  She supplies our whips, chains and other insturments of that ilk.  We, while they are dragging the arena, chain Bob to the back doors of the trailer, Corky (an ex-law enforcement type) uses his night stick, while I use the whip.  It seems to calm Bob from his heavy stress job of video taping all the ladies on their horses, Bob tends to get very "overheated" at this site and, if it happens, some snaps come undone then we have to handcuff him and throw cold, cold water until the 'overheating' goes away.  We are only performing a public service, really. :*

Got cha, I am so sorry about that. We all really appreciate ya'lls dedication. Next time video tape this and maybe you can get some donations from websites like bobsRus, or maybe a few barrelracers will have mercy on ya'll and stop wearing snaps. Or we could just blow Bob up by having him video at that  barrelblasters u win here, Last I heard they decided that all competitors are to ride naked. EMBARASSED
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Re: July 22 & 23 - Grand re-opening of Diamond W Arena - Alvarado, TX
« Reply #88 on: July 15, 2005, 01:05:00 PM »
I work for ERCOT in Taylor.  They have started blocking a lot of sites.  I will really be upset if they block this one, but it would not surprise me!
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Re: July 22 & 23 - Grand re-opening of Diamond W Arena - Alvarado, TX
« Reply #89 on: July 15, 2005, 01:36:41 PM »
I was just looking at the calendar and realized that I won't have Breaker to ride next weekend.  He will be in Jackson for the Youth World.  I don't know if I want to spend the money to take Lucky or not.  We would probably win the 11 1/2 D!!!!  I will run him in Rockdale this weekend and see if I can get up the nerve to ask for a little more speed.  If I can, I will bring him to Alvarado.
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