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Author Topic: The Rookie State Trooper  (Read 3045 times)

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Offline Rita Barnett

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The Rookie State Trooper
« on: September 06, 2005, 03:42:51 PM »
Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement, and when his plane arrived there was a limousine there to transport him to his home.

As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver.  " You know," he said " I am 87 years old and i have never driven a limousine  would you mind if I drove it for a while?"

The driver said, No problem, sir.  Have at it.  Billy gets into the driver's seat and they head off down the highway.  A short distance away sat a rookie state trooper operating his first speed trap.  The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55mph zone.  The trooper pulled out, easily caught the limo, and got out of his patrol car to begin the procedure.

The young trooper walked up to the drover's door and when the glass was rolled down he was suprised to see who was driving.   He immediately excused himself and went back to his car where he called his supervisor.

He told the supervisor,"I know we are supposed to enforce the law,  but I also know that important people are given certain courtesies.  I need to know what I should do,  because I have stopped a very important person."

The supervisor asked, " Is it the governor?"

The young trooper said, " NO he's more important than that."

The supervisor said, " Oh, so its the president."

The young trooper said, "No he's even more important than that."

The supervisor finally asked,  " Well, then who is it?"

The young trooper said,  " I think it's Jesus because he's got Billy Graham for a chauffeur!"