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Offline Bob Gould

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Football FINALLY makes sense.
« on: September 28, 2005, 09:55:47 AM »
It's the season...
 
Football  FINALLY  makes sense.......... A Shawn took Bad Lisa to her first  football  game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the  game, he asked her how she  liked the experience.
 
"Oh,  I really liked  it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big  muscles, but I  just couldn't
understand why they were killing each  other over  25  cents."
 
Dumbfounded,  Sahwn asked, "What do you  mean?"
 
"Well,  they flipped a coin, one team got  it and then for the rest of the game, all they  kept screaming
 was: 'Get  the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm  like...Helloooooo? It's only  25  cents
 
This came to me while chopping wood the other day. You've heard don't sweat the small stuff. I say save it for later and use it for kindling